Thank the Gods : Keef is still alive!
I can't begin to tell you how relieved I am that Keith Richards has finally been discharged from hospital after falling out of a coconut palm and damaging his own nut.
It would have been a fairly inglorious end to a stellar career in which he has managed to outlive many of his other contemporaries. I mean, cool - if Keith had actually been mortally injured falling out of a coconut palm, that'd have been very rock and roll. Unfortunately though, had Keith passed away in a hospital bed with a hole in his head to drain away fluid on the brain; well anyones Grandmother can die like that. It just woud not have been a fitting end to one of Rocks greatest living treasures.